So, a poet walks into a bar…
photo by de jackson
De here (aka WhimsyGizmo), and today I’d like us to mix our muses up a bit by throwing some pub and drinking terms in the blender:
shaken stirred rum sour whiskey last call
elixir on the rocks straight up twist round chaser
back dirty proof tumbler three sheets to the wind
tie one on shots hammered tipsy hair of the dog
absinthe vesper tonic kamikaze spritzer
tie one on liquid courage name your poison drown your sorrows
wet your whistle
Ah, but here’s the kicker: try to use these words in ways that have nothing to do with the bar scene, alcohol, or drinking. Use as many as you like; pour your poem as tall, short or neat as you like, and come back for another round.
And if none of these words or phrases speak to you, go prohibition on us: write anything you want. Just make it short enough to fit on a cocktail napkin. (Keep it at 33 words or less.)
And hey, if you’ve got a great bar term from your corner of the world, add it to our list in the comments. Or share with us your favorite drinking song. Or just request some kind of libation that might get your muse movin’. I pour a mean chai tea.
Cheers, and happy writing to all.
(You know the drill. Post your poem on your blog. Link up to Mr. Linky below. Read some other amazing poets’ poems. Repeat.)
Hellooooo, intrepid poets! So happy you walked into THIS bar today. Are you ready to play? First rounds on me. Brewing some fabulous chai tea, or something stronger, if you’d like. Tip me in poems. ❤
Tipsy me would like some Hurricane tonight…
Pouring generously, Sir, as I know it’s after 5 in your neck of the woods.
Soon bedime… so maybe it should be:
between the sheets
Night cap it is, then. I would like one myself. And it’s only 1:53pm here. 😉
I want to add a Swedish word to the list:
Snaps (a shot of aquavit) and a Swedish drinking song:
Ha! Too much fun, B! I can only imagine the translation. 😉
🙂 Basically it means drink your shot now… do it… and then down it goes.
🙂
Snap. Schnapps. Shnockered. 😉
oh, I know aquavit!!! George’s grandfather’s drink — liked it better than glugg. To me, it tastes like turpentine!!!
Excellent prompt, De. Especially asking for the poems to be shot-sized.
Give me something glow-in-the-dark and in a test tube, please. 🙂
Oooooo. Grabbing the Blue Curacao and some glow sticks. Assuming you want this shaken AND stirred…
And topped with a cherry, naturally.
Naturally. 🙂
Done it and nothing whatsoever to do with drinking.
So happy you’re here, Jane! Cheers!
Nice to have found this bar. Sláinte!
Yeah, I loved the prompt, but misunderstood the parameters. It appeared to me that we were only restricted to 33 words IF we chose not to use the prompt words. Oh well, I just wrote a haiban-rant straight-up. Communication is a life-long pursuit, and in my case so is following & understanding directions.
Ha,, we are all breaking some rules… don’t we?
Glenn, you are absolutely correct on that rule. That is exactly as was intended to be communicated.
Loved the prompt, De ❤️ sharing my poem “Seduction” I managed to get it all in 29 words.. hope you like it! 🙂
Lots of love,
Sanaa
Loved it, Sanaa. To clarify, the word restriction was ONLY for if the poet chooses to teetotal his/her poem, and NOT use any of the terms from the word list (or any bar terms at all.) Just wanting to offer another option, that of any poem – but one that would fit on a cocktail napkin.
Oh okayyy…❤️ my bad 😮
No worries. It seems I greatly muddled the waters with that little addition. 😉
Ha, I was thinking along those lines too, Sanaa – though I’m not sure it was apparent, as I went all metaphorical.
😀
Evening bar…Wonderful prompt De…I had some fun with this but maybe more to come.
Bring ’em on! Double and triple shots are welcome!
Doubled up…harder hitting one this time.
NICE, Paul! Cheers!
Cheers, De! I’m on the road…riding, not drinking or driving. 😁 Wrote a poem on my blog but don’t know how to copy/paste link with my phone…can you do it for me? Thanks! We’re on our way home from Texas vacation…back to Iowa winter. Something warm like a chai latte
…would be good 😊
You got it, Lynn. And your poem is linked up. 🙂
Thanks, De, you’re a fab host!
Hot chocolate with a shot of butterscotch schnapps please. A fine prompt, De.
Oh, MY. Pouring TWO of those, Eric. Never heard of that. Sounds fantastic.
It doesn’t suck. 🙂
I could suck that down in a hurry … if it’s not too hot, of course.
Yum! Gimme summa that, too!
So sorry….I missed the restriction of only 33 words….let’s just pretend you didn’t say that, and I didn’t miss that….when you said use all the words you like…so didn’t realize it was to contain only 33.
The word restriction was ONLY if you chose not to use any of the words. Glenn is correct about that.
Perhaps I had tooooooo much to drink?
Nope. **Pours you another one.**
😉
Again, to clarify: the word restriction is ONLY for poems that don’t contain a bar/drinking word or phrase. Pour freely, poets.
Sheesh, there’s a de-luge coming down, over here! I hope it doesn’t flood again …
Wow! Crowded bar tonight 🙂
I LOVED this prompt and had some fun with it. Thanks, De for tending bar tonight………I’ve been posting but haven’t been imbibing…Bermuda’s beautiful scenery calls. But, tomorrow AM I’ll take my steaming cup of morning elixir and get caught up on my reading: Monday’s haibuns as well as todays tipsy tootles 🙂
hi, Lill! Cheers!
Had a lot of fun with this one, De! Thanks for hosting. 🙂 Could you get me a non-alcoholic beer, please? I’ll enjoy it while reading everyone’s entries.
You got it. Thanks for stopping in, Ghost. Hope you find these spirits pleasing. 🙂
What a fun prompt. Looking forward to reading everyone’s take. 🙂
So glad you’re here! 🙂
A fun prompt 🙂 Some of the words just happened to fit with our current weather conditions, giving me an in. Looking forward to seeing what other people did.
Aren’t words awesome that way? Heading over now, Janice.
Hammered by freezing ice and work De ~ Looks like everyone is having fun tonight ~ Might write for this OLN, which I am hosting this Thursday~ Cheers ~
Thanks for stopping in, Grace! Stay safe out there!
My muse seemed to have something to say, I’ll be around for a bit to read and return tomorrow to catch everyone.
So glad you came by, Truedessa! Cheers!
I’m here! A bit late, I think, a bit bedraggled, but looking forward to a G&T! Bottoms up!
Loved it, Sarah. Pouring you a double. 🙂
Love this, De. My mind is fluttering with thirsty delight. Will pour my sangria later after I transform the fruit. 🙂
Mmmmm. Looking forward to something fruity, Olga. Thank you! Cheers!
Ouch… I have had all kind of computer problems… first a failing internet… then a PC with a browser halting… seems fixed now…
Also it seems that something is wrong with commenting on my site, I will check it up…
Taking today off. I was thinking it was a free day so I’ll wait. Doesn’t mean I can’t read a few…hugs!
Welcome, Bekkie. Glad you’re here! 🙂
This is such a fantastic prompt, De, and looks like so much fun in the bar. Cheers 🙂
So glad you enjoyed it! I am LOVING everybody’s responses!
That was great fun – and I thought it was 33 words even using the drinking words, so that’s what I did. It just made it extra fun.
Cheers, Rosemary! Heading over now!
I even managed a second one – a nasty little piece! – but a bit too late for Mr Linky so I’m adding it to OLN.
Cheers 🙂 Ouch… I have had all kind of computer problems… first a failing internet… then a PC with a browser halting… seems fixed now…
Also it seems that something is wrong with commenting on my site, I will check it up…